Obliterate the tyrannical human empire before they destroy the peace and freedom of the whole galaxy! It's been forever since I made a game so I was trying lots of new graphics and coding stuff with this one, and I made each level play differently. Now, I know what you're saying to yourself: why is a penguin with a rocket launcher riding a tiny armoured mammoth? Well, it may be a rather small mammoth, but it still can't ride the penguin! (Duh.)

Sam Site Gun Run

Enough Weapons of Mass Destruction have been found on the Earth to destroy dozens of planets!

Even so, your PSP is not a brick. You can easily turn it into one, however, by failing to treat it with care. It's a little too big to be a paperweight, but it would make a fantastic doorstop, as you'd expect at its high price. If you want a doorstop, go to the hardware store and buy one. If you want your PSP to work as a PSP, treat it with respect.